Arrgh! It is with great displeasure that we must cancel our July 3th sale, pirates. We be having trouble at the port. Ships be backed up, and according to our freight forwarder it may be weeks before our shipment can be offloaded. It’s already ten days late. Unfortunately, like the weather, this be out of…
Meet Stowaway Jane, the Wandering Maid . Avast, me hearties! As many of ye know, fer the last decade the good ship S.S. Blackbeard for Men has sailed the world, informing our bearded brethren about Blackbeard for Men instant, brush-on beard and mustache color. We’ve had a lot of adventures in the past ten…
Wow! Thank ye indeed, Gadget Reviews! It is quite the honored to be judged one of yer Top 7 Beard Dyes for 2020. This is especially remarkable considering we didn’t even have to pay ye lads anything! 😉 https://www.gadgetreview.com/best-beard-dye Aye, indeed, This was a fair review, and we have no affiliation with the company and…
We’ve Got Hamsters! Er… no. Start again. Ye Have Questions… We Have Answers! Ahoy lads, Cap’n Jim here. We get a fair amount of mail rolling in to us, and there be some interesting questions — so we thought it best to share the answers with ye lot. Perhaps some of ye have the same…
Ahoy, Mateys! Last time, the Cap’n opined about beard trimmers. (Ye can find the Cap’n’s musings right here https://bbfm.webbyspice.com/beard-trimmers/) It occurred to the Cap’n that ye might wanna know how exactly ye should go about trimming yer best assets with those new trimmers. Hence, he wrote this here message in a bottle. First of all,…
Ahoy, Me Hearties! All of us bearded lads (and ladies, if there be any) sometimes have to deal with trimming our best asset – our beard. And then we moan and groan and hum and haw… because we really don’t want to. Also, we’d have to find the right trimming implements and figure out how…
Ahoy, my fellow swashbucklers! Mateys, lots of important dates comin’ up in this here pirate life. We got no-shave November followed hot on its heels by the holidays. Buccaneers, swashbucklers, rum-drinkers, that means first we’ll let our beards grow and then we have to look good for the family get-together otherwise the womenfolk will bring…
Fellow Scoundrels and Brothers in Beardnificence, Cap’n Jim here with ye a horrific quasi-true story that should serve as a cautionary tale to us all. Recently, Cap’n Tanya (me partner in Blackbeard for Men) and I attended what ye might call a “trade show.” In short, this be a roomful of lying pirates trying to…
Ahoy, Mateys! So here we are, my fellow swashbucklers. Memorial Day is behind us and we’re lookin’ ahead to the warmer months. With summer on the horizon, many a mighty buccaneer considers a slight shave. (Only slight, ‘cause they’re mighty buccaneers after all.) Now, me hearties, I’m sure you and your beard have had a…
Ahoy, lads! Cap’n Jim here to share with ye what we’ve been up to the last few weeks. We received an “invitation” from a certain ‘Lord Mayor’ in a sleepy Irish seaside town that shall go unnamed. A cunning, clever conniver after yer Cap’n’s own dark heart, Lord Mayor told us that the town’s…