Ahoy, Mateys! Sometimes the Cap’n gets messages in bottles from swashbucklers who have one conundrum or another. And the Cap’n bein’ the Cap’n (someone who always loves to opine) endeavors to answer those questions with a bottle full of answers – even if that means he has to study up on a subject (this cuts…
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has a treat for you today: a Valentine’s Day story. The Cap’n once knew a pirate lad — let’s call him Joe – who was a very good pirate lad indeed. Joe, our pirate lad, was of the honest and hardworking sort. He was funny and chivalrous. He had a nice…
Ahoy, Mateys! We all want a thick pirate beard. After all, the thicker the beard, the more virile the swashbuckler. (At least according to this here Cap’n.) That begs the question: how do ye thicken yer best asset? Problem is that genetics plays a big part in how thick yer beard will be. And ye…
Ahoy Mateys! The swashbuckling lads over at Swagger Magazine wrote a lovely message in a bottle about Blackbeard for Men. Ye can check it out here: http://www.swaggermagazine.com/home/grooming/hypoallergenic-help-for-graybeards/ And these are all the nice things they had to say about the Cap’n and his Blackbeard: “They say you’re only as old as you feel. Unfortunately, once…
Ahoy, Mateys! When the Cap’n and his crew drop anchor in a port, the local lads sometimes have questions about the Cap’n’s treasure: Blackbeard for Men. There was a particularly smart lad recently askin’ loads of questions. Just in case any of you pirates have similar questions, the Cap’n decided to put all of his…
Ahoy, Mateys! ‘Tis the season. The season when ye sail around like a fish with its fin cut off ‘cause yer tryin’ to find the perfect presents for yer pirates (or yerself). Yer marauding high and low hoping for that perfect loot. Fear not, the Cap’n is here to help ye find that perfect gift…
Ahoy, Mateys! Last time, the Cap’n opined about beard trimmers. (Ye can find the Cap’n’s musings right here https://bbfm.webbyspice.com/beard-trimmers/) It occurred to the Cap’n that ye might wanna know how exactly ye should go about trimming yer best assets with those new trimmers. Hence, he wrote this here message in a bottle. First of all,…
Ahoy, Me Hearties! All of us bearded lads (and ladies, if there be any) sometimes have to deal with trimming our best asset – our beard. And then we moan and groan and hum and haw… because we really don’t want to. Also, we’d have to find the right trimming implements and figure out how…
Ahoy, my fellow swashbucklers! Mateys, lots of important dates comin’ up in this here pirate life. We got no-shave November followed hot on its heels by the holidays. Buccaneers, swashbucklers, rum-drinkers, that means first we’ll let our beards grow and then we have to look good for the family get-together otherwise the womenfolk will bring…
Fellow Scoundrels and Brothers in Beardnificence, Cap’n Jim here with ye a horrific quasi-true story that should serve as a cautionary tale to us all. Recently, Cap’n Tanya (me partner in Blackbeard for Men) and I attended what ye might call a “trade show.” In short, this be a roomful of lying pirates trying to…