Arrgh! It is with great displeasure that we must cancel our July 3th sale, pirates. We be having trouble at the port. Ships be backed up, and according to our freight forwarder it may be weeks before our shipment can be offloaded. It’s already ten days late. Unfortunately, like the weather, this be out of…
Meet Stowaway Jane, the Wandering Maid . Avast, me hearties! As many of ye know, fer the last decade the good ship S.S. Blackbeard for Men has sailed the world, informing our bearded brethren about Blackbeard for Men instant, brush-on beard and mustache color. We’ve had a lot of adventures in the past ten…
Wow! Thank ye indeed, Gadget Reviews! It is quite the honored to be judged one of yer Top 7 Beard Dyes for 2020. This is especially remarkable considering we didn’t even have to pay ye lads anything! 😉 https://www.gadgetreview.com/best-beard-dye Aye, indeed, This was a fair review, and we have no affiliation with the company and…
We’ve Got Hamsters! Er… no. Start again. Ye Have Questions… We Have Answers! Ahoy lads, Cap’n Jim here. We get a fair amount of mail rolling in to us, and there be some interesting questions — so we thought it best to share the answers with ye lot. Perhaps some of ye have the same…
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has a treat for you today: a Valentine’s Day story. The Cap’n once knew a pirate lad — let’s call him Joe – who was a very good pirate lad indeed. Joe, our pirate lad, was of the honest and hardworking sort. He was funny and chivalrous. He had a nice…
Ahoy Mateys! The swashbuckling lads over at Swagger Magazine wrote a lovely message in a bottle about Blackbeard for Men. Ye can check it out here: http://www.swaggermagazine.com/home/grooming/hypoallergenic-help-for-graybeards/ And these are all the nice things they had to say about the Cap’n and his Blackbeard: “They say you’re only as old as you feel. Unfortunately, once…
Fellow Scoundrels and Brothers in Beardnificence, Cap’n Jim here with ye a horrific quasi-true story that should serve as a cautionary tale to us all. Recently, Cap’n Tanya (me partner in Blackbeard for Men) and I attended what ye might call a “trade show.” In short, this be a roomful of lying pirates trying to…
Ahoy, privateers! There be a famous sea shanty ye may all have heard, and it goes, “What do ye do with a drunken sailor ear-lye in the mornin’?” In the interest of science, we here at Blackbeard for Men decided to investigate. Now this was not going to be an easy task, fellow beardsmen. Firstly…
Lads! As yer Cap’n writes this, I be just days away from me birthday. Not sure why we celebrate this day. Who wants to be a year older? Let’s face it, with the exception of the ultra-rich and the globalist elites who seem curiously impervious to meeting their maker, all of us kick the proverbial…
Ahoy, lads! Cap’n Jim here to share with ye what we’ve been up to the last few weeks. We received an “invitation” from a certain ‘Lord Mayor’ in a sleepy Irish seaside town that shall go unnamed. A cunning, clever conniver after yer Cap’n’s own dark heart, Lord Mayor told us that the town’s…