Ahoy, Mateys! ‘Tis the season. The season when ye sail around like a fish with its fin cut off ‘cause yer tryin’ to find the perfect presents for yer pirates (or yerself). Yer marauding high and low hoping for that perfect loot. Fear not, the Cap’n is here to help ye find that perfect gift…
Ahoy, Mateys! Last year, the Cap’n opined – after all, he loves opining – on the perfect stocking stuffers for yer best asset. The Cap’n got many messages in a bottle from lads (and even some lassies) who appreciated his frank, knowledgeable and, of course, opinionated opinion on the topic of “best stocking stuffers for…
Ahoy, Mateys! We’re in the midst of the holiday season and ye may wonder how you, as a bearded pirate, should conduct the upcoming festivities. It’s a time of caroling, dancing, and drinking. And we’re good at one of those things. No, it ain’t dancing. And don’t get me started on caroling. Seriously, don’t. Not…
Ahoy, mateys! The Cap’n would like to know if yer beard got any good Christmas presents this year. Beard color? Beard comb? Beard dye? If ye got anything good, please let us know in the comments section below. If ye didn’t get anything good, well, mateys, we’ve got a New Year’s Sale coming up. Starting…