Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n woke up from a long, rum-induced slumber this morn’ and realized to his utter consternation that half the year had already gone by. How is that possible, he wondered? The older the Cap’n gets the quicker time seems to pass. Holidays seems to come around a lot more often and the…
Ahoy, Mateys! Today I have a story for you. The mighty tale of how I, Cap’n Jim, defeated the scourge of every bearded swashbuckler. That’s right, I went beard to baby-chin with a clean-shaven landlubber. Here is what happened: The Cap’n and his crew – after successfully marauding their way across the Seven Seas –…
Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s talk about the time of year: summer – and how that affects our best asset. Now you’ve probably heard some landlubber tell ye’ somethin’ like: “Yo, mighty buccaneer, aren’t ye too warm with that cat on yer face?” Well, if ye choose to forego gutting his innards with yer hook and decide…
Ahoy, Mateys! Do ye know what day is on the horizon? That’s right! Father’s Day! For all ye pirates with little buccaneers at home… or already grown swashbucklers… or expecting little ones at some point in the future… it’s a day of celebration and rum. Hence, the Cap’n has decided to help ye celebrate. The…
Ahoy, Mateys! Yer Cap’n was just surfing the interwebs to stay on top of what the beard community is chewing the fat about and noticed a very, very concerning trend: people tryin’ to sell ye shite in the disguise of informative blog posts. And all the Cap’n can say to that is “Argh!” That wasn’t…
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n here. And this week I’ve got a gift for ye. The Cap’n gets lots of emails from frustrated swashbucklers about beard care best practices. And many of those buccaneers tell the Cap’n that they know he’s written many, many, oh so many (the Cap’n likes to hear himself talk) articles about…
Ahoy, Mateys! Let’s take a break from the beard this week and talk about those other rascals, which can give yer age away. Yer eyebrows! Yer kinda expect that yer beard goes gray at some point… and it does. Usually, it’s the first thing that goes gray. Afterwards, yer just sittin’ on pins and needles…
Ahoy, Mateys! Ye know what happens this week? That’s right! Easter is on the horizon. Which reminds the Cap’n of a story. A story about adventure, treasure and a mighty enemy. The Cap’n has told this story to his pirate crew numerous times. Mostly when he was already knee-deep into his first barrel of rum….
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n is here to talk about his favorite subject: the beard! What else did ye expect? Comparative Philosophy? The Cap’n only has one philosophy – the philosophy of the beard. And the Cap’n loves to hear himself expound on that particular subject. Okay, in general the Cap’n loves to hear himself expound….
Ahoy, Mateys! Now, as ye surely know, today is Ash Wednesday. And that means one thing – Mardi Gras has come to an end – always a very sad realization for us pirates who enjoy carousing, drinking, and flirting with busty wenches. To make ye buccaneers feel better, the Cap’n has a Mardi Gras story…