Arrgh! It is with great displeasure that we must cancel our July 3th sale, pirates. We be having trouble at the port. Ships be backed up, and according to our freight forwarder it may be weeks before our shipment can be offloaded. It’s already ten days late. Unfortunately, like the weather, this be out of…
Meet Stowaway Jane, the Wandering Maid . Avast, me hearties! As many of ye know, fer the last decade the good ship S.S. Blackbeard for Men has sailed the world, informing our bearded brethren about Blackbeard for Men instant, brush-on beard and mustache color. We’ve had a lot of adventures in the past ten…
Oh, Happy Day, Lads! At long last, our new shade Light/Medium Brown has arrived at port. And ye can order it right now. Light/Medium Brown be our fifth color shade. We’re delighted to finally be able to offer a temporary beard color solution to all ye privateers with fairer coloring. WHAT TOOK YE SO LONG?…
Wow! Thank ye indeed, Gadget Reviews! It is quite the honored to be judged one of yer Top 7 Beard Dyes for 2020. This is especially remarkable considering we didn’t even have to pay ye lads anything! 😉 https://www.gadgetreview.com/best-beard-dye Aye, indeed, This was a fair review, and we have no affiliation with the company and…
Ahoy, Lads! It’s June! Time flies like our vessel glides across the waves – or maybe it just feels that way ‘cause the last bottle of rum I drank was bad. Anyway, swashbucklers, Father’s Day is comin’ upon us rapidly. What does that mean for ye, fierce buccaneers? Well, yer offspring waitin’ for ye on…
Ahoy, Mateys! Often a whole caseload of bottles swims towards the Cap’n’s ship and those bottles contain messages from desperate pirates drowning in questions about beard maintenance. Those poor lads are crying into their rum because they don’t know what to do. There be way too much advice out there. Much of it contradicting and…
Ahoy, Mateys! In his travels across the Seven Seas, the Cap’n sometimes comes across really interesting swashbucklers. Just recently he met a buccaneer by the name of Kellen Roggenbuck who is not only an author and illustrator of children’s books, but also a beard aficionado. Kellen is right now a bit landlocked in Wisconsin (no,…
Ahoy, Mateys! The Cap’n has a treat for you today: a Valentine’s Day story. The Cap’n once knew a pirate lad — let’s call him Joe – who was a very good pirate lad indeed. Joe, our pirate lad, was of the honest and hardworking sort. He was funny and chivalrous. He had a nice…
Ahoy, Mateys! We all want a thick pirate beard. After all, the thicker the beard, the more virile the swashbuckler. (At least according to this here Cap’n.) That begs the question: how do ye thicken yer best asset? Problem is that genetics plays a big part in how thick yer beard will be. And ye…
Ahoy Mateys! The swashbuckling lads over at Swagger Magazine wrote a lovely message in a bottle about Blackbeard for Men. Ye can check it out here: http://www.swaggermagazine.com/home/grooming/hypoallergenic-help-for-graybeards/ And these are all the nice things they had to say about the Cap’n and his Blackbeard: “They say you’re only as old as you feel. Unfortunately, once…